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A Few Poems About Facebook /Poems About Social Networking

Heather Grace Stewart

I am offering up a couple samples of my ‘Facebook Poems’ below, but I’d like to ask you to please show your support, and please buy a digital copy of my books Leap (just $4.99 on all e-readers) or THREE SPACES to access the poems about technology/social networking. You’ll get many more poems in these collections in addition to the ones about social networking.

POEMS ABOUT SOCIAL NETWORKING IN LEAP:

Progress

The Bard On Facebook

140 characters or less

Five Thousand Friends

Lolita

Social Networking

Three Spaces is now out on Kindle, Kobo, Nook Books, Sony Reader and iBooks, and available on Amazon and Amazon sites worldwide & Bn.com in print form as well. In it, you have the following poems about social networking and technology, just one click away, for just $4.99:

POEMS ABOUT SOCIAL NETWORKING IN THREE SPACES:

A Twittertine

Total Eclipse

Network Of Two

A New Poetic Genre: The Facebook Status

A Dear Facebook Letter

Double Text

Connected?

That Thing You Do

Slow Your Life

Dear Friend I’ve Never Met (The Facebook Poem)

No Klout About It (Prose piece)

The Day You Looked Me In The Eyes

If you are a teacher, speaking coach, or textbook company looking for poems like these, I can offer one-time digital, audio and reprint rights at reasonable prices. Let’s discuss this! Please Contact: writer@hgrace.com

SAMPLE POEMS:

Five Thousand Friends

NEW! Here’s Heather reading “Five Thousand Friends”

Just six clicks away
from five thousand “friends.”

No clue what today is,
or what’s on CNN.

I should really get dressed,
Or at least shave my pits.
But with all these new friends,
I can’t stop the clicks.

Glued to the screen
like some kind of affliction.
Welcome to Facebook:
the world’s
latest addiction.

Lolita

Her name is Lolita.
She’s got Double D’s.
She’s bold and she’s beautiful;
She’s eager to please.

She’s got five hundred friends;
She’s charming and wise.
They flock to her photos;
She’s so easy on the eyes.

Oh so lovely, dark, mysterious.
But that’s not just a fake tan.
That’s one fake old photograph.
That’s one smart old man.

All poems copyright poet Heather Grace Stewart

Web and print publishers, to secure reprint rights, audio or digital rights to any of these poems, please contact writer@hgrace.com

Thanks, Heather Grace Stewart

62 thoughts on “A Few Poems About Facebook /Poems About Social Networking”

  1. Well . wonderful love to place some past poem I’ve written myself . only do they have to be based on face book only or ? Well no matter Nice site love all T/Y much for this AMEN GOD’S SPEED

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  4. yeah, its like walking in the shadow of the universe all being blinded by all the friends chatting in the facebook …so its very fuuuunnnn….

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  7. I love the new look. Very simple and easy to navigate.
    I’m still reading Carry On Dancing, trying to go slow and relish it…It’s making me want to go back to Leap and Butterflies and read them again.

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  11. Great social media poems! These would go great with a few I’ve written. look forward to reading more of your poems, and thanks for subscribing🙂

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  16. what can i say afer all these comments???As one with a facebook myself, i found the poems delightful. well written and inspiring. Loved them all. made me smile and stirred my creativity, like a good poet does.

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  20. you are quite creative here,
    clear statements,
    talented writings…

    I did not want to rush to comment the other day, thus waited until I have a moment to really read them…

    well done.
    Happy Tuesday!
    You rock!
    A+

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      please join us and vote after you scan the list.

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  28. Fantastic, light hearted and just what the doctor ordered! All very amusing and sadly true for most of us (hides all mirrors in shame). Thanks for sharing!

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  38. Hey Heather,
    So nice to find a kindred spirit at last!🙂 I relate to your FB poems. This year alone, I activated and de-activated my FB profile many times….I began to call it “CRACKBOOK” in the end. Ugh! Am feeling much better the past couple of months being off it but sometimes I am so tempted to re-activate, just to see what my “friends” are up to!
    Okay, I go now to peruse the rest of your amazing blog!
    MUAH!
    xoxox
    Shoshi

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  40. Facebook…I am still laughing. I deleted myself and was amazed at the uproar it caused. How come nobody cared while I was on FB but then had so much to say when I went off? I am back on even though one of my relatives told me my posts are boring. LOL She may be right! Love your site and will come again. Hugs, pat

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  42. I love these poems. Your humor is awesome. The look/feel of your blog is really great. It’s definitely evolved. Having readings right on the blog is great idea. Congrats on all the interest in your work. You deserve it.

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  43. THEN I GO FOR FACEBOOK
    I AM A DOCTOR BUSY WITH MY PATIENTS AND BOOKS
    SOMETIME IDEAL AND FREE I GO FOR THE FACEBOOK
    DEAR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES WHOM I WANT TO LOOK
    TO MY SURPRISE THEY ARE ALREADY ON THE HOOK
    SOMEONE IS UPDATING HIS STATUS AND
    SOMEONE IS TELLING WHAT HE LIKES TO COOK
    ONE IS WRITING ON THE ANOTHER’S WALL
    OTHER ONE IS ASKING SOMEONE TO PLEASE MAKE A CALL
    FACEBOOK FACEBOOK IT IS NOW EVERY WHERE
    AND IN THIS CYBERSPACE YOU CAN FIND YOUR FOES AND DEARS

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  48. Hi Heather! I enjoyed the poem above about Facebook called Social networking. With your permission I make a note with it on my own FB-wall. I`ll leave a link to you there. Thank you again! Kari😀

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  49. I don’t know If I said it already but …Great site…keep up the good work.🙂 I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. Thanks,🙂

    A definite great read..Tony Brown

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  50. Hello dear Heather,
    Lolita’s returned,
    As without an alias,
    Advances all spurned.

    No lighthearted banter,
    Or pics of soft porn,
    No suggestive comments,
    To give me the horn.

    It’s sad and it’s lonely,
    If no one replies,
    So is it a wonder,
    I choose a disguise,
    To raise my esteem?
    And only to flirt?
    If no one’s the wiser,
    And no one gets hurt?

    In truth though it’s sad,
    If I have to rely,
    On an oversized bossom,
    To get a reply.

    So reality beckons,
    Back to the man,
    With skin rough as sand,
    And a lily white tan.

    Cos friends here on Facebook,
    Are plenty, not few,
    Good friends. Not strangers,
    And one of them’s you.

    I’m happy, entangled,
    And although we’ve not met,
    I’m glad I’m caught up,
    In your butterfly net.
    🙂

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  51. Hello dear Heather,
    Lolita here.
    My double D’S missing.
    No sticking out rear.

    No eyes you would swim in.
    My tan lily white.
    An expanding waistline,
    Means trousers too tight.

    Charming, I think not.
    Skin rough as sand.
    And friends here on Facebook,
    I count on one hand

    Smart then? Well maybe,
    As one thing is true,
    Following butterflies,
    Led me to you.

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