This morning, you handed me my fortune.
“All your hard work is about to pay off.”
Okay. I could look at this one of two ways.
1. Oh goody, my time has finally come!
2. This fortune is six months old. You found it
at the bottom of my hot pink purse, which you
emptied because your Zhu Zhu pets needed
a fashionable home.
Is there a warranty on fortune cookies?