Don’t BlinkโDay 7
Here’s your Friday giggle and a challenge: caption this photo with as G a comment as you can (This blog is linked to my children’s poetry site, I just want to keep things clean. Plus, it makes it more of a challenge). I can’t think of anything rated PG, let alone G.
If you can think of a poem, or a limerick, even better. Have fun with it!
I’ll start with the caption by our five-year-old:
“He looks like the Cheddar Cat on Alice in Wonderland.”
Edited to add:ย I didn’t set this photo up. I found my cat Sam like this.
What? We’re just good friends, nothing more!
Ha! Good one.
How can you expect a G-rated comment for this, lol
Oh well here goes.
‘what you lookin’ at, go find your own bride.
See, it even rhymes. lol
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Ha! Love it.
“How can you expect a G-rated comment for this”
I didn’t! I thought you’d all break the rules–you’re all artists and poets! ๐
“Nobody puts Baby in the corner!”
Ha! well, if we’re going with lines from movies, I’ll play too–movie buff.
“Who you looking at, Butthead? Now make like a tree, and get outta here.”
I am Sam, First Prime of the Goddess Bastet. Bow before your Queesn, Shol’va.
I’d never let you not let me protect the
PresidentPrincess.Seems strikethrough html doesn’t work!
I tried to fix it best I could. Too bad but I got it without strikethrough ๐
I fixed it! cool, we have strikethrough here at WordPress! I never knew that. Thanks for the laugh too.
Oh, well done. Sam can be Ron Butterfield any day!
I was going to tell Aaron the post with his name on it was beating the Rob Lowe poem–you know, help his ego a little since the Vampires cleaned up at the People’s Choice. But now a horny tabby cat is getting more hits than him. I think I’ll button it.
I think he has a tough enough time losing out to the dog, without being bested by a toy cat!
Ha. I’d totally forgotten about that. *grins*
lol! this is too funny! you should do more of these! a whole series dedicated to captions. i have a few for this one, but they arent suited ๐ lol but i do love it!
Hi Kellie, and thanks! I think I will do a whole series, as part of the Don’t Blink series–it’ll be good for the days when I can’t come up with a poem.
he offered her gin and tonic
and thought that her stare was quite chronic
she ignored all his jokes
but purred at his strokes
he later found her animatronic!
So funny, and clever. Thanks for the laugh.
The look on Sammy’s face says it all. “The indignities I must suffer the entertain that little blond girl and her mother…..”
Funny, except, we didn’t place him here. He did this. It’s all him. He saw her there, and couldn’t resist.
I’ve got another one Heather….
“What’s new pussy cat…wo,wo,woo!”
Yes….”It’s Pussies Galore!”
That’s two captions, both excellent.
“You bought her a vibrating cat, that is wrong on so many levels”….are you taking that as my caption then?
I suppose it will do for now….lol
love ya. You are so funny. xx ๐
LMHO….Heather do you realise how hard it is to come up with a clean caption for that photo. I mean….just look at Sammy cats face. I think I will have to come back.
Love you. xx ๐
I never said it was going to be easy. I’ve been racking my brain all morning!
My first thoughts were something from an old Bond film, then I though maybe a re-write of the owl and the pussycat….Now I’m puzzling around with Garfied.
You’ve got all my thought loops going at once. I’ll probably not get anything now. It’s all too confusing.
Oh well…lots of fun too.
Giggle…xx ๐
“You bought her a vibrating cat? That is wrong on so many levels.”
There you go. I knew you could do it.
And the idea from the Bond film? The Bond Girl’s name, right? I can’t stop laughing!
Our daughter is laughing really hard, she likes this caption she’s come up with:
“He’s in love with a MACHINE!”
(Yup. I forgot to tell you guys. The girl pussy cat purrrrrs.)
LMHO……your daughter’s as funny as you.
You bought her a vibrating cat, that is wrong on so many levels….but good to know for the caption.